Friday, 6 April 2012

Shada: a must-read for all

The Time Lords may have forgotten Shada, their prison planet, but fans of Doctor Who and Douglas Adams never have. It's been lingering there in the collective consciousness ever since the BBC strikes of 1979 and an unrecorded Morcambe & Wise Christmas Special needing the studio space sealed it's fate...

In the Doctor Who world I don’t recall any other book that’s been anticipated or hyped as much as Gareth Roberts’ novelisation of Douglas Adams’ ‘lost’ story Shada. I don’t think there ever could be, either. It ticks so many huge boxes nothing else would ever come near. Not even the Time War.


Was the book ever going to live up to expectation? Certainly in Roberts’ favour is the fact the story is already known and has been made accessible both through the 1992 video release (complete with script book) and the Paul McGann 8th Doctor audio / online animated version. Many of its readers (such as myself) would come to it already knowing what it’s all about, therefore the focus would be much more on how Roberts tells the story rather than what the story is that he’s telling.

There’ll be loads of us out there who’ll be wishing they could have written this book themselves, and would no doubt have bricked it if asked, but the Big G must have been the only real choice. Jonathan Morris’ Season 17 BBC ‘Past Doctors Adventure’ Festival of Death is rightly praised but Gareth Roberts had cleared the ground years before with his acclaimed triumvirate of Virgin ‘Missing Adventures’ from this period. These earlier triumphs could have proved a double-edged sword – not only did he have a Douglas Adams story to live up to, but his own successes from fifteen years ago. No need to worry though.


Short answer: it’s amazing.


Gareth tells the familiar story very well, with wonderfully confident, flowing prose. You can picture everything perfectly as befits the period in the show’s history; like with his 1995 MA The Romance of Crime it almost felt as if I had seen a complete televised version of this back in the day, so vivid were the images and the character performances.

As noted in the Afterword, there were opportunities to reflect on what was either lost or forced in the haste with which the scripts were originally written. So he introduces a few surprises, undertakes some tidying and adds a few embellishments that build and improve on the original storyline without standing out or contrasting awkwardly. Chris and Clare get a better slice of the action and a properly defined and fulfilled subplot of their own. Skagra is more rounded and less of a pimp-geared, carpet bag-handling enigma. Chronotis’ survival is more effectively handled and explained, and Salyavin is not quite so clumsily signposted early on. A couple of cliff hangers change slightly, but the essence is still the same even if the explicit action is different. And we can’t be too precious over the original scripts anyway – Adams himself was famously unhappy with them and plundered some of the story for his novel Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (St. Cedd’s college even featured on one of the recent BBC4 episodes).

I adore the way it’s divided into the six ‘parts’ as it would have been on TV, with some great cliff hangers. Doctor Who novels are, essentially, prose melodramas and it can be a shame when authors choose to write through obvious cliff hangers. I’m sure plenty of commuters would love to be left on tenterhooks at the end of a chapter as they’re approaching their stop. Shada is a fine example in that respect – and even with additions to the action each episode still works out pretty much the same length – not even Big Finish can always manage that!

There’s no escaping the fact that it’s a chunky, unwieldy book (I don’t have a Kindle) and would be pretty daunting if the writing wasn’t so effortless and relaxed - and incredibly funny. There’s plenty of humour in the script and Roberts adds more of his own, but it’s always in context and never feels forced. Skagra’s positive misinterpretation of the Cambridge locals’ responses to his ‘glam’ gear is a prime example. Overall Shada is intelligent, witty and sufficiently an homage to Adams without desperately trying to emulate him. Thankfully it doesn’t fall into the trap that Eoin Colfer did with the dreadful sixth Hitchhiker book And Another Thing… which only still sits on my shelf because it was a present from my sister.



I can’t say the book is perfect, however. The cover is awful. Why doesn’t it at least show the Doctor? There are enough images available from the existing filming to create something eye-catching and dynamic like they do for the DVD covers, and surely Tom Baker’s image sells - so why the odd Lego lettering sculpture? What does it tell us about the story? Very little as far as I can see...

I also have a niggle about the way the Kraags are finished off in this version. It feels too convenient – almost as if Roberts had written himself and the characters into a corner they couldn’t get out of without intervention from outside. We should be used to coincidence saving the day though – it happens often enough in the modern TV series. The artifice works in the book, don’t get me wrong, and it serves to reintroduce Skagra’s Ship after an absence, but I miss Romana working out how to deal with the Kraags and deliberately destroying them. Maybe these days it’s felt inappropriate to have the goodies intentionally ‘doing over’ the monsters, although this was definitely a do-or-die situation? Personally I think it would show the characters in a proactive light, even if it’s not necessarily the correct thing for them to do. But that’s my only ‘creative change’ gripe and it’s a pretty minor one all things considered.


Not wanting to sound sycophantic, but I felt a bit empty and lost once I’d finished Shada. It didn’t take me ages to read, but I felt the same as I do when I get to the end of Lord of The Rings, or Ulysses, or in fact Mostly Harmless. It’s like ‘Phew. OK. What now? Silence...’ Maybe it’s also because I don’t have to lug a heavy book around with me wherever I go anymore..! But I can see myself reading it over and over again - and that’s got to be a compliment to any author.


Surely with the Time Lords no longer extant in the TV version these days it’s a great opportunity for Skagra to escape from his cell to take control of time and have his revenge on the Doctor, with a whole new CGI Kraag army in tow? I would!

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